Die a slow painful death????
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My 5-year-old daughter asked me once, "Dad, why do you have a mustache?" I told her, "Because I was jealous of your moms mustache!" She went around telling everyone that mom used to have a mustache like dads! Priceless.
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Does your wife know about this?
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She does now
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there are things that are funny to think about, and things that are not smart to do. this is both of those things.
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Bro you just described the majority of my life.
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Did you tell him that she doesn’t have a beard?
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I tried.
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keep us updated on this story!
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