Funny what peripheral things the brain grabs hold of and decides are important enough to dream about over and over.
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My lil buddy does the same...but with watermelons. She likes to tell 'scary stories', and always manages to incorporate a watermelon into it. Kids are weird!
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Haunted melons. What next
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My son sometimes smiles broadly in his sleep, love it.
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Did the skinny cows eat the fat cows?
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Yes indeed. Nailed it. That’s one of his favorite stories lately.
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Is it a mammary gland attraction? Would Jung or Freud have agreed?
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We don’t have one within an hour of our house, unfortunately.
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