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    1. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Jul 2019
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      Sitting 3rd row in Mass, the priest lifts the Host and my son shouts, “HE’S GOT A TORTILLA!” Another Sunday, another week the priest hasn’t banned us for life.

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    2. unknown  ™️‏ @weabunnie 7 Jul 2019
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      I can't go to mass. The one time I did, I got in trouble for taking communion. I'm not catholic, you see, and also...kinda made a joke about the holy water...>.>

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    3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Jul 2019
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      Sounds like me before I converted.

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    4. unknown  ™️‏ @weabunnie 7 Jul 2019
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      Probably. I'm a non-denominational Christian. The only joke I had made for holy water was asking of you drank it, if it would help heal you. Wasnt entirely a joke but wasnt entirely serious.

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    5. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Jul 2019
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      Probably depends on the people there that day. The priest and deacon at mine would laugh at that joke. :)

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    6. unknown  ™️‏ @weabunnie 7 Jul 2019
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      Oh well that's good. :) yeah, it was the church at my home town and a lot of people there do not have much of a sense of humor. What I still dont understand is why I got in trouble for taking communion when I take communion at my church.

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      Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Jul 2019
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      It’s a very specific thing for Catholics and they make sure you’re thoroughly educated in the beliefs and share the same beliefs. We teach the communion host is the literary body of Christ, so a person should understand every part of that covenant before they partake.

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        2. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Jul 2019
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          Some priests might just remind you not to do it while others may become angry, if they see what you did as disrespecting the literal body of Christ.

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        3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Jul 2019
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          It’s also because of our long history of persecution. Before you become a full member and partake of communion you must understand and agree to all the conditions, like possible martyrdom. They don’t want anyone to be unprepared.

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