Same thing when my wife wakes me up, actually. I show her all the stuff that is now mine.
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“I peed here, and here, and—“ “Dammit, Jeff!”
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Count your urine blessings.
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Oh that’s not fair he’s 50% night trained and he’s 100% nap trained and day trained and travel trained. He just wants to mark his territory every now and then. It’s a delicate ecosystem in this room.pic.twitter.com/TYFiupvd0y
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Mine (5) gets up in the night sometimes and pees random places through the house in his sleep. Potty trained for years, so never in his own bed, but several times on the corner of mine. He's like a puppy! - Show replies
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One of mine decided at 3yrs, he needed HIS OWN bathroom b/c he was way too busy playing to be bothered w/the trek across the hall to the bathroom. (Priorities, man!) The toybox took the hit. <sigh>
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Reminds me if my son. He peed in a glass next the TV because he didn't want to go pause what he was watching and go downstairs to the bathroom.pic.twitter.com/OiVjoMu8xY
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Horrifyingly efficient.
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