When @MrsBrometheus lays down I like to stroke her hair and whisper, “Go to sleep, go to sleep,” and just as she starts to drift off I whisper, “Or else.”
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I have just learned what your cause of death will be.
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That's almost as bad as what I do
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All these years I've been doing marriage all wrong.
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