In Minnesota when you buy a sandwich at Subway they make six passes back and forth with the squeeze bottle, throttling it as hard as they can directly into the center of the already assembled sandwich, so when you take a bite mayonnaise squirts out like an eclair. Hell on earth.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I'm sorry, have you described HEAVEN?!?!
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