“Why it’s totally fine for you to have a saggy dad bod even though I don’t and by the way what’s your wife’s phone number,” by Vice.
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By which I mean you will likely die fat and out of shape right around 61 with 30 extra years you could have guided the younger generations to healthy living. But it’s cool. Enjoy your fifth Diet Coke.
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