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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 23 Jun 2019
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    My Protestant family complains there’s there’s too much ritual and ceremony in Mass. So picture this: >Priest saunters to the altar >Wearing jeans and a black wifebeater >tosses a loaf of bread on the altar >In a thick Jersey accent: “There’s your freakin body.”

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      1. Reserved‏ @BatteryHorse 23 Jun 2019
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        I don't know why, but I just pictured Taleb in the role of the priest. #YouGottaProblemWithThat?

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      1. Twilight's Last Gleaming Slug‏ @VekaFitzfrancis 23 Jun 2019
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        30 second mass would be more likely to hold the interest of the young whippersnapper crowd

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      1. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 23 Jun 2019
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        My favorite part of mass as a kid was where mom drank some of the good sacramental wine and then weaved the car home through traffic. Also, everyone knows that the proper term is "italian dinner jacket" 🤣😂

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      1. S M Dick‏ @SMDick432 23 Jun 2019
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        The ritual and ceremony is what I liked best about Mass. I remember in the 70's when the church would break with tradition and have 'guitar mass' (guitar music instead of organ music) and how my mom hated that.

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      1. Homestead Padre (@homesteadpadre on gab)‏ @hmestedpadre 23 Jun 2019
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        They obviously aren't Baptist. We sit down and stand up at least 3 times before the sermon starts. Theres the choir, the special, reading the word. First Sunday of every month we take the lords supper. Then there's alter call at the end possibly a baptism to do afterwards.......

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      2. Janne Hägglund‏ @Janne_HG 23 Jun 2019
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        "Too much ritual and ceremony in Mass" sounds like someone complaining about too much singing in an opera.

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      3. Adam‏ @Adam_Asmus 23 Jun 2019
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        As a prot, the worst part about the service is the lack of ritual.

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      2. PulpArchivist‏ @ArchivistPulp 23 Jun 2019
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        One of the more infuriating assumptions held by many on Pentecostal/Charismatic/Evangelical side of Protestantism is the assumption that only spontaneous expressions of faith, worship, and prayer are genuine. It's a cultural, not a doctrinal belief, though--

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      3. PulpArchivist‏ @ArchivistPulp 23 Jun 2019
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        --as leaders and academics in those circles continue to challenge that assumption.

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      1. B Rios‏ @RiversRios14 23 Jun 2019
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        It’s a mystery why there were no Protestants at the Last Supper telling Jesus to wrap it up

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