“I had unprotected sex with a meth-addicted dropout but can’t understand why my kids are so screwed up.” My 2yo son counts to 25 and can read small words because his mother teaches him every single day. Young men, choose your partner as if your children’s future depends on her.
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A co-worker explained he wanted to take his wife to Hawaii for their anniversary but she told him he couldn't because they didn't have passports. He told her to nevermind about a trip, he'd just buy her a globe. She isn't even allowed to hint at homeschooling their son.
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