I’ll never forget the day a coworker was complaining about her job. I rubbed two fingers together and said, “Know what this is?” “The world’s tiniest violin?” “No. This is me rubbing my fingers together because you don’t deserve the world’s tiniest violin.” Her face: priceless
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Yep, you are now Drax in my head. Honestly, I'm a little baffled that hadn't occurred to me yet.
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