“Encourages churls to believe they have a right to speak. Protagonist fails to eviscerate his foe, teaches children spineless avoidance.” [pause, heavy draw on cigar] “2 out of 10, do not read The Very Hungry Caterpillar.”
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On second thought, I would pay money to watch this series.
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“Ivan Throne presents: The toddler’s guide to necessary public execution.”
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