I’m a writer, but that doesn’t translate well to bedtime stories when I’m wiped out.
Son: “Dad, story about sharks!”
Me: “Uh, so there was this shark, right? Doing shark stuff. Biting things... sharking... issuing high interest loans...”
And @MrsBrometheus is dying of laughter.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
Letting octopi know about loose wiring that could cause real problems.
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Replying to @LastSnowLeopard @MrsBrometheus
It’s a public service, really.
5:59 AM - 11 Jun 2019
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