I’m a writer, but that doesn’t translate well to bedtime stories when I’m wiped out.
Son: “Dad, story about sharks!”
Me: “Uh, so there was this shark, right? Doing shark stuff. Biting things... sharking... issuing high interest loans...”
And @MrsBrometheus is dying of laughter.
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Usually I’m the one making story songs. For example A Sick Day For Amos McGee has become a musical of Amos wanting a balloon and the animals bringing him the red balloon set to 99 Red Balloons. I know I have problems. Can’t stop the Weird Al lyricspic.twitter.com/iXP3biBYQ8
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I. Love. Galavant. Jackass in a Can is my son’s paladin’s theme song.
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