Sometimes marriage means in the middle of the night you walk into the bathroom to find your spouse standing there fully dressed in the center of the room. They turn to you and shout “Evil toilet!” while gesturing wildly across the room at said toilet.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Lol or find out she’s in the toilet with the lights out and you come in and she scares the shit out of you
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Replying to @gallego6171
At least I’d be near a toilet
5:43 AM - 5 Jun 2019
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