If 5 DUIs and 16 times through rehab doesn’t do it, let’s just minimize the damage to bystanders.
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I order a lot from
@TalkingTobacco and I always get a voucher for wine. I cannot mail order wine in Mississippi so I just stare at it and the anger rises a little more with each box of tobacco I get that has this voucher in it. -
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Certainly better than the drive-thru liquor stores near where I grew up. And I mean drive THRU. Picture Jiffy Lube, only with store shelves and a payment window instead of lifts and air pumps. Bizarre.
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It’s also good news for rural folk who like quality drank but don’t live next to a liquorteria with a good selection.
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