My son asked for tortilla and hotdogs for breakfast. Why do toddlers eat like pregnant women?
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I'll see if I can sneak one past marine patrol.
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All little boys would love a dolphin corpse.
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That’s got to be among the most “male” mini threads I have ever read.

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thank you