My 4yo is wearing a shirt with a picture of a blue whale trying to eat a slice of pizza and I am triggered AF.
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My son has two separate sets of jammies covered in sharks eating pizza.
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Just pepperoni. Sharks don’t do fruit.
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Seared into my soul. I have two toddlers.
6:11 AM - 29 May 2019
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