This makes me wish I had a nun to summon.https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1133516745631621120 …
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
Takes time and patience. I got @SrMaryBrigid when my guardian angel put in for a transfer. Sort of like swapping probation officers.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Ah I see. We Baptist dont get those. We have angry preachers that bang on our front door and scream damnation scriptures at us while we hide with the kids in the bathroom like theres a tornado coming. It keeps you on your toes.
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
I hear our priests will do that but you have to pay extra.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
It's a free service in my world. I swear they're hiding in the bushes waiting to ambush.
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
I hear they also suplex you into the baptismal font like a pro wrestler.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
More like a I'm going to drown you! Just kidding! *everybody claps Note: this is an actual baptism at my church.pic.twitter.com/nXcOLRmX2p
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
It gets better. We have literally scared the hell right out of him.pic.twitter.com/vnSucXilq1
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“And if you ever sin, we’ll do it again!”
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