This makes me wish I had a nun to summon.https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1133516745631621120 …
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
Takes time and patience. I got @SrMaryBrigid when my guardian angel put in for a transfer. Sort of like swapping probation officers.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Ah I see. We Baptist dont get those. We have angry preachers that bang on our front door and scream damnation scriptures at us while we hide with the kids in the bathroom like theres a tornado coming. It keeps you on your toes.
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
I hear our priests will do that but you have to pay extra.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
It's a free service in my world. I swear they're hiding in the bushes waiting to ambush.
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Replying to @hmestedpadre @TheBrometheus
Consider yourself adopted, Mr. Smith.
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Replying to @DrMaryCallan
For a moment I wondered which Mr Smith you meant...
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
At one time everyone in the worlds last name was Smith. Those who couldnt live up to it, had to change it.
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