Young people before having kids: “When I have children I’ll discipline them lovingly and calmly, explaining every intricate nuance so they comprehend the ramifications of choice.” When their kids are toddlers: “Stop licking the front door! Don’t make me get the acid chains!”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Do you have a camera in here? We have 3... 2 and under. Smoothies down the wall. Shit smeared on the carpet. Food wall to wall. Pushing. Biting. I've seen more civil behavior at a black Friday sale at walmart.
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Replying to @meowinghobbes
They’re like animals. Except animals have hygiene standards.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Just paid a professional carpet cleaner to clean up their poo mess today. 8 hours later, cat barfed on one rug, and toddler peed on another.
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