I did purchase some coyote urine back when I lived in the city to frighten the local rats away from our vegetable garden. It came in a neat spray bottle. Unfortunately the wind was against me and, well...https://twitter.com/Anabasis512/status/1128330009410715648 …
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In a frantic hurry to cover up the stench I grabbed some cheap body spray, but only succeeded in smelling like a coyote gigolo.
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To the product’s credit, the rats were quiet for a while. I wonder how much of that was due to their confusion over what kind of coyote would be cruising for a sugar mama in an inner-city neighborhood.
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Cougar + 20 years = sabertooth
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