I did purchase some coyote urine back when I lived in the city to frighten the local rats away from our vegetable garden. It came in a neat spray bottle. Unfortunately the wind was against me and, well...https://twitter.com/Anabasis512/status/1128330009410715648 …
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In a frantic hurry to cover up the stench I grabbed some cheap body spray, but only succeeded in smelling like a coyote gigolo.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Wouldn't coyote urine just attract coyotes to your garden? And make them want to hump you. Also, you should totally let Rampage wear it as barbarian Man smell. That sounds awesome
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Replying to @DaMockracy
Lived within the major urban sprawl back then. On a remote farm now.
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