“Hey Bro, if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life—“ A huge 40-inch pepperoni party pizza rolled up around 5 carne asada burritos and 10 triple-patty cheeseburgers, then the entire thing is deep-fried and propped up on 4 pickles so it looks like a corgi.
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I bet I'd swim across the lake to help you eat it.
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When? I'll bring wine & beer.
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If she accepts the challenge and makes this you have to post pictures.
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Be a supportive husband and start drawing up some schematics.
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Big, if true.
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well let me know if u need help ill start walking lol
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