Eat a bigger plate. Injure yourself in an even dumber way than normal. Honk louder in traffic. Yell at the customer service rep longer. Make that embarrassing typo worse. Nap harder. Don't get buzzed, get blackout drunk. Don't fight 5 hobos at once, fight 6. Do. Better.https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1125111317306593281 …
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