I was supposed to babysit for a Marine Officer I had never met or spoken with... He called my house, woke me up, and swore vigorously at me in very similar circumstances. We laughed about that for years...once I stopped threatening to kill him.
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And on that day you received a divine calling...
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Left Unsaid: Mom wanted to wash your mouth out with soap.
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Yes indeed. Fun story.
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I’m basically an 80s guy.
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How funny!
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