Crack an egg in the middle, bro.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @ZubyMusic
Or put it on a toasted, buttered bagel.
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Replying to @StephenHerreid @ZubyMusic
It’s also good to remind you to stop and curse your broken society as you reach the center void where more burger should be.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @ZubyMusic
Okay I've changed my mind. I'm with you now. I'd never curse my broken society. I'd bless it, with an egg.
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Replying to @StephenHerreid @ZubyMusic
Fill that void with more protein, baby. I like it.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @ZubyMusic
Eggs are the best creation since women.
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Replying to @StephenHerreid @ZubyMusic
Plus that center egg means your burger is begging to be covered in bacon and hashbrowns. Take your meal in a whole new direction.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @ZubyMusic
Add a haystack of arugula-heavy mixed greens and you could live on eating that once a day the rest of your 900-year life. Pretty sure that's what Adam and Eve ate.
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Replying to @StephenHerreid @ZubyMusic
Deluxe burgers? Most definitely. Heaven is a burger joint with no kitchen close time.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @ZubyMusic
I think I live nearby the original cite of Eden, then. Best burger joint in Madison, WI is within walking distance.
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Other end of the state in Hudson, we just got a Milwaukee Burger Company location with some excellent chow.
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