Me: Why am I not feeling productive this week about my second job?
Also me: Managing two different illnesses and caffeine withdrawals
And then @Rugged_Legacy @HunterDrewTFA and @NickLowary kick in my door playing Fortunate Son and demanding to know why I’m neglecting the bread.
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Dip binky in sweet rum Teach kids solitaire And tell them daddy has to sleep so he can fight the dragons and monsters so they won’t go into their dreams
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Inspired.
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Whiskey works. It has its own set of problems afterwards, but that's a problem for future you.
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This might sound weird... Show empathy, try to emotionally connect to their issue. There a a big word for this, but something clicks in the child’s mind. Dad cares. The comfort and be calm.
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Frozen eggo waffle, it's cold and its food. Helps with the teething.
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I actually will pass this to the missus. Thank you.
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Wind sprints until they're too tired to cry.
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Sure. Let me teach her to walk real quick.
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