One unexpected side effect of parenthood: toddlers pick up every disease known to humankind every time they leave the house and then smear the bacteria inside your eye sockets
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
The first time my son got really sick he had hand foot mouth. And I remember the exact moment I was holding him and he gave me a wet kiss on my open eye. And I thought, "And now I have the plague." And it was so so bad. But I still hold him and let him kiss me when he's sick.
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