One unexpected side effect of parenthood: toddlers pick up every disease known to humankind every time they leave the house and then smear the bacteria inside your eye sockets
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I have 3 younger brothers and an immune system of a demigod
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Replying to @ViktoriaCsendes
How can I acquire this power, is it like Highlander or...?
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