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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Apr 2019
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    One unexpected side effect of parenthood: toddlers pick up every disease known to humankind every time they leave the house and then smear the bacteria inside your eye sockets

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    • Donald Uitvlugt Paula Richey - IndieGen.xyz :Escape the Mainstream Kat_the_Knight_Editor Uncle Sickness Finn, Declan Finn. Author of Kickass books Mary Callan Thomas Commissar Geo Bartlette (31st Harakoni Warhawks) Kevin Xu
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      1. Terri Pray/T.S. Weaver‏ @TerriPray_UTM 28 Apr 2019
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        Gets worse when they reach school age. I swear, if any government needed a biological weapon, all they'd need to do is spend time in an elementary school.

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      2. Kat_the_Knight_Editor‏ @Kat_AiA 28 Apr 2019
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        I am reminded of the germ episode of Invader Zim

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Apr 2019
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        That is my life

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      1. Twilight's Last Gleaming Slug‏ @VekaFitzfrancis 28 Apr 2019
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        It's also happens if you happen to teach kindergarten

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      1. 𝗪𝗼𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗗𝗶𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵  ⚜️‏ @Woelf20 28 Apr 2019
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        Every bloody time!

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      2. Viktoria Gál‏ @ViktoriaCsendes 28 Apr 2019
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        I have 3 younger brothers and an immune system of a demigod 💪

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Apr 2019
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        How can I acquire this power, is it like Highlander or...?

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      1. Adeptus Trashmechanicus‏ @BrainMechanical 28 Apr 2019
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        My immune system has definitely been worked heavily thanks to my spawn.

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      2. MegaManDad‏ @Megamandad 28 Apr 2019
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        The first time my son got really sick he had hand foot mouth. And I remember the exact moment I was holding him and he gave me a wet kiss on my open eye. And I thought, "And now I have the plague." And it was so so bad. But I still hold him and let him kiss me when he's sick.

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Apr 2019
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        Worth it.

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