Wife: “My poor baby! He’s disfigured for life!” Me: “Chicks dig scars. He’ll like having it.” Difference between mothers and fathers.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Well, chicks like some scars more than others, apparently. My pinky finger "meat slicer at Albertson's when I turned my head" scar has yet to get women to throw themselves at my feet in piques of desire. Could be my delivery.
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Replying to @CameronWood65
Get a huge pinky ring that highlights the scar, bro.
5:28 PM - 17 Apr 2019
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