Well, chicks like some scars more than others, apparently. My pinky finger "meat slicer at Albertson's when I turned my head" scar has yet to get women to throw themselves at my feet in piques of desire. Could be my delivery.
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Get a huge pinky ring that highlights the scar, bro.
End of conversation
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Male dad-marketing is magic. My daughter at 3 did a face plant that caused a black tooth. My ex: omg she'll be socially scarred for life, we have to get a cap or something. Me taking d aside: "hey, I love your 'pirate tooth.'" Her: I HAVE A PIRATE TOOTH!!!?!? :-))))
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