Man, I should’ve thought of just doing that. I could have saved myself so many sacrificed goats...
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I'd respond with "I know a good witch Doctor."
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There can be only one!
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Precisely like this.
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Absorbed? You mean ate. Everyone knows that.
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Well, when you eat, you absorb nutrients.
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Wait, that was all I needed to do? I've trained for decades on trying to keep everyone from finding out what a horribly empty person I am by throwing them off with friendliness.
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Which part of him did you have to eat, and did it start with “Rocky Mountain” and end with “oysters?”
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