You guys, I’m doing it. I’m having avocado toast. I expect the economy to be in full collapse by lunchtime.pic.twitter.com/kbOTkwqTmu
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You guys, I’m doing it. I’m having avocado toast. I expect the economy to be in full collapse by lunchtime.pic.twitter.com/kbOTkwqTmu
I had jam & butter toast. No tea. Avocados go with olives and a hamburger, not toast. What is wrong with the Brits nowadays? Avocado & salsa is even better.
Sorry for the Brit reference, it's just not an American breakfast. Where is the grease gravy, American fries, biscuits, cheese and egg?pic.twitter.com/TxtAyTpyjI
Biscuits and gravy plus heaps of country ham and fried potatoes is the most exquisite way to start a day.
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