The day will arrive when you'll long for such simple problems my friend. ;)
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You’ve discovered the reason I don’t put on the nice shirt until I’m about to head to work!
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Had to sleep on the couch last night as the whole house was sick this weekend. At 2:55am my youngest's watch alarm goes off right next to me because he'd left it there. Tell him about it this morning. His response:pic.twitter.com/5fpAMsInyu
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Yeah, but you'll remember that moment forever. You won't remember your meeting.
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Did you not read the handbook? A parent's clothing's primary use is as an object on which an infant/toddler/small child can wipe their nose and/or mouth.
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My ironed shirts go on 0.02 seconds before I leave the house. I have a fire hose at the ready for "crowd control" in case the filthy devils close distance.
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Just gotta do the spot-check before the goodbye hug. Syrup that has dripped onto the PJs is the invisible killer. Watch out for it.
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It's one of the things you'll enjoy remembering later.
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Little metheus learned a new word that day: discipline. :P
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