Look, I’m a reasonable man. I pay my taxes, take care of my family, drive the speed limit. When it comes to home defense it doesn’t matter what anyone may say, I’m going to stand by my constitutional right to own a fully automatic chainsaw cannon.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Is this a cannon that fires chainsaws or a chainsaw that fires cannonballs?
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Replying to @Emily30Red
Both are emotionally fulfilling.
1:13 PM - 4 Apr 2019
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