Every time I absentmindedly scratch my beard or stroke my mustache, I get a whiff of molasses. This @Rugged_Legacy beard balm is great stuff.
Get married. Two fleshes become one. His beard becomes your beard. You will have a transitory beard.
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I know plenty of veterans, don’t even pretend he’s not gonna look like a lumberjack hobo.
End of conversation
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