Love it! So great!
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You say that now, but wait until she hears you two are having a fight and shows up at your front door with a gun. She calls it aggressive couples counseling, but the hostage negotiators have used a slew of other terms.
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Congratulations to both of you, by the way. She was thrilled to hear it. I told her “That couple with the mutton chops is engaged.”
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That's gonna take awhile.
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Upon marriage, when the two fleshes are made one, the chops become communal chops. She will have transitory mutton chops.
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