I’m so red pill I seal my wife within a time-locked chronosphere when I’m at work so she can’t exist apart from me because I’m perfectly well adjusted with no glaring attachment issues.
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Oh wait I have a wife, guess that makes me a blue pill beta, whoops
4:45 AM - 31 Mar 2019
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