I laughed as I wrote this line.https://twitter.com/Megamandad/status/1112103372952354821 …
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Completely relatable. I wood totally go ape-shit & murder a bunch of fools if they impugned my food, too.
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Replying to @SicknessKungFu
Imagine if you got fired. Then some punk knocked your burrito out of your hand and stomped on it. Then you find out he’s part of the mob. Suddenly you have an unlimited supply of guns.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
That's almost LITERALLY my actually life. Except when I got fired, I found out my former boss believed I had an army of ninja spies planted all over Boston. 100% not a joke.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Excellent. I have beard & it's a huge part of my identity, just so you know.
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I’ve got experience with that. @HunterDrewTFA’s beard makes an appearance as itself in the book.
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