Meatless all day, fish for dinner.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Great joke about this... So once upon a time, there was a Protestant living in a Catholic town. Not being Catholic, the "no meat on Friday during Lent" thing didn't apply to him. So as he did every Friday the rest of the year, he fired up his grill and cooks a lovely steak...
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Replying to @SSGMegaWatz @TheBrometheus
The people of the town went to their priest: "Father, the aroma of this man's cooking is sooooo tempting! What are we to do?" The priest replied, "This man doesn't have a congregation here to worship with. Invite him to church and maybe we can convince him to convert." ...
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Replying to @SSGMegaWatz @TheBrometheus
So the people invite the man to church, and after a while he decides to convert. He takes the classes, and the next mass the priest calls him to the front of the church. The priest sprinkles holy water on the man, saying "you were born a Protestant, you are now a Catholic." ...
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Replying to @SSGMegaWatz @TheBrometheus
The next Friday the man fires up his grill again, and the people come up to him, saying "you can't do that anymore - you are Catholic now!" So the man sprinkles some water on the steak, and says "you were born a cow, you are now a fish"
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