When you get up and realize your kids left their bath toys in the shower so you gotta pretend to be displeased as if you ain’t gonna play with them like “Oh no, the kids aren’t respecting our communal space and now Mr Shark is gonna be late for the tournament.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I’ve showered with 6 women watching me daily for months. Barbie’s brunette friend has been giving very judging looks. Bitch.
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