Me: Eating My toddler son: “Nice meal you got there. Sure would be a shame if someone stared at you from inches away while playing Sarah McLachlan.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
On the plate of my father
Right in front
Of me,
Lies a deliiiicious burrito
I will pursuade him to share
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Replying to @richey_paula
That vicious rat don’t share. He takes huge bites which endanger your fingers.
8:36 AM - 26 Mar 2019
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