Me: Eating My toddler son: “Nice meal you got there. Sure would be a shame if someone stared at you from inches away while playing Sarah McLachlan.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Me: anyone hungry Kids: nope Me: cooks food for self, leaves food on plate to use bathroom and wash up.. Kids: descend upon my food like a school of pirahana Me: returns from bathroom, sighs and makes more food for self.
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Replying to @RobHaines905
The anguish is palpable.
8:32 AM - 26 Mar 2019
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