Me: anyone hungry Kids: nope Me: cooks food for self, leaves food on plate to use bathroom and wash up.. Kids: descend upon my food like a school of pirahana Me: returns from bathroom, sighs and makes more food for self.
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The anguish is palpable.
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On the plate of my father
Right in front
Of me,
Lies a deliiiicious burrito
I will pursuade him to share
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That vicious rat don’t share. He takes huge bites which endanger your fingers.
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MiniBadger is one of the picky eater phases, so I’m usually happy to share with him. But he also knows that daddy likes spicy, so he usually just shakes his finger at me and says, “Hot! Hot!”
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