The older I get, the faster my nosehairs grow. This is the worst superpower ever.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @kxu65
Wait til they start growing on the tip of your nose. Awesome.
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Or your ears become a veritable bush! Bodacious!
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The bush growing out of the ear is bad enough. It's really great when they sprout on the ear and lobes. Comb-over eyebrows are the best.
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You win.
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I’ve recently been sternly advised to let the barber trim my eyebrows at each visit from now on...
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @jjgiorgis and
I just got home from getting a haircut. Eyebrows looking good again also. Yes, the eyebrow trim is part of the routine after a certain point in life.
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Replying to @unclewilver @TheBrometheus and
Barber: Why don't you trim your eyebrows between haircuts? I showed you how. Me: Remember when I came in with just one eyebrow? B: Yeah, it can wait till you come in. M: It looked ok till I put my glasses on.
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That’s about right...
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