The older I get, the faster my nosehairs grow. This is the worst superpower ever.
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You mean Nosetrimimust?
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I bought a nose hair trimmer a couple months ago. Then I felt obligated to apply for social security.
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I bought a second nose hair trimmer and it came with an advertisement for AARP.
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