Till the cows came home.
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My sister is famous in my family for believing that George Washington had a wooden brain so don’t feel too bad.
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Have I told you about my mother's traffic light monkeys?
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when we drove past a farm with cows on a hillside one time, my dad pointed to them and said “you know, they have to drive the cows around to the other side of the hill every year or one side of their legs grows longer than the other” AND I BELIEVED HIM UNTIL I WAS LIKE, 12
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I used to go off of the horns. ...until I realized horns vary by species, and females can have horns, and males can have none.
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