Prepping for baby’s 1st birthday party. Got my diving suit and breathing mask to protect against the airborne estrogen. Earplugs to block out the weeping and periodic screams of “They grow up so fast!” Need to find my cyanide capsule in case I’m trapped in a labor-story circle.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
OMG they grow up so fast! This one especially, super fast. Why just yesterday, this one was a twinkle in it's father's eye!
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