I’m afraid you’re doomed.
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OMG they grow up so fast! This one especially, super fast. Why just yesterday, this one was a twinkle in it's father's eye!
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LOL...so true! Good luck with that!
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Remember this, for labor stories: A guy getting kicked in the nuts hurts worse than a woman in labor. How can you tell? What guy has ever said, 'Oh, honey, let's go for another one!'
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Power washer to clean off the cake.
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